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Kalvin@lemmy.kadaikupi.space to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 months ago

Anon gets banned for having Nothing

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Anon gets banned for having Nothing

Kalvin@lemmy.kadaikupi.space to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 months ago
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  • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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    7 months ago

    “I have the Nothing smartphone!” There anon, was that so hard?

    • als@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      7 months ago

      They were being a smartass because they refused to clarify an obviously confusing statement. Average 4chan user

  • RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works
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    7 months ago

    Ulysses’s phone

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      Ulysses phone is for jerking off on the beach, you’re thinking of Odysseus.

  • Mac@mander.xyz
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    Anon learned the difference between having nothing and having a Nothing.

    • Mustakrakish@lemmy.world
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      Or being purposley obtuse. Just say “the name of the phone is literally called “Nothing”” and send a pic or something.

  • Czele@lemmy.world
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    And nothing of value was lost

    • festnt@sh.itjust.works
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      value lost their phone? oh no!

      • Czele@lemmy.world
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        Not gonna lie You got me there

  • Fleur_@aussie.zone
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    7 months ago

    Nothing ever happens

  • nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    looks like shit

    • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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      It’s an entirely okay phone. But it’s overpriced and frankly far too smug with itself.

      Every time they come out with a new phone I always check it out in the vague hope that they’ve actually come up with something interesting and innovative, but they never have, it’s always basically just a service Android phone with a transparent back and LED lights that don’t really do anything.

      Put an e-ink display on the back or something come on, be as interesting as you claim to actually be.

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