Throw them right into the bribe box in the Oval Office

Makes sense. Honestly I wouldn’t have even put the trash can that close to the plane.

Hopefully they shipped them to Langley for analysis.

We sent the shadiest most corrupt child rapists in the world to speak for us. I hope those gifts kill them all.

I’m not sure this should be news. It’s standard operating procedure. If it isn’t in Trump’s administration it should be (not that I’d put it past him to decide the rules don’t apply to him or his people).

China has been a US adversary for decades. It’s extra weird that delegates wouldn’t do this.