Want to wade into the sandy surf of the abyss? Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid.
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The post Xitter web has spawned so many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this.)
Spring is in the air, and someone presenting themselves as interested in fucking rationalist males has authored a piece about how said men can dress a bit better and maybe, just maybe, get laid:
https://www.lesswrong.com/posts/vHtouRBd8JNm2tNLH/basic-principles-for-dressing-better
as usual, the real comedy is in the comments
To be fair most of said outfits read as ārich arseholeā to me, which I do not find attractive. Yellow shirt guy I would suspect to be a white supremacist.
As far as menās fashion goes, Iāve seen much worse, though the bits I do like here feel fairly gay-coded to me so uh whatever. (I suspect those are the very same bits our Lesswrong Commenter is disapproving of.)
TO BE CLEAR I am not advocating for nerd fashion Iām just working class
You know, āmost of said outfitsā was too harsh. Iām gonna rate the outfits now, I love rating outfits!!!
2, 3 and 10 look like men you should run away from.
6 looks like heās cosplaying as 60s italian movie riviera pinterest europe cinecitta, which I instinctively distrust. And I donāt care what anyone says, I will simply not abide the sockless loafer.
4, whatever. I do not want to talk him. We clearly have nothing in common.
8 is awesome. Looks like an actual cool guy, lovely outfit, love the pose. Heās what 6 wants to be.
7 is pretty cool too. Have to dock points for the very modelly pose, sadly, but still, pretty sick fit.
5 I donāt really like but heās a more confidently realised version of 6 so good for him. Not tryhard or heterosexual-looking enough for me to hate. Keep it up.
9 I am sure I would absolutely love if I saw it on someone who didnāt look like they were fresh out the male model factory. Bonus points for uncreased trousers.
And finally 1 is obviously awesome but like. You cannot use this as an outfit recommendation. Thatās just irresponsible. First the guy is buff as fuck and that is a necessary part of the outfit. Itās all about that mad silhouette. Second, I mean. This is pretty eccentric right. If you saw everyone dressing like this it would just be dumb. You cannot expect those poor lesswrongs to understand this.
3 and 10 look like the overconfident, amateurish poser villains whom Dr. Lecter kills by the end of the episode.
Well now youāve made me look at the image too long, too.
#1ās belt probably wraps twice around that waistline, Iād say photoshop/AI but thereās that 1/3 of the shirt hanging off to the right with nothing to fill it so yeah, and also Phil Davis1 exists.
#10 is aspiring to be the jock from scooby doo and I donāt think that jacket can actually close, similarly to #1 the whole thing probably only works for very specific poses and angles.
#6 looks like he runs a leopard print handbag delivery service, #4 is horny youth pastor in his auntās kitchen, 7-9 look comfy but contrived, #5 really wants you to know heās wearing a possibly expensive wife beater under that shirt and 2 & 3 are all sorts of dodgy, esp. #3 who looks like a tourist trap gift shop keeper whose face is noticeably untanned because he has to hide it a lot for undisclosed reasons.
#2 mostly has a raging case of resting netflix true crime serial killer face syndrome.
I get that the point probably was to only show the broad strokes of how it should look if youāre making an effort, but whatever.
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You can lead a horse to water but you canāt prevent it from Bayesing out.
then you need to watch Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade again. From there, you can graduate to the Tom Holland āUmbrellaā video, which is clinically proven to make cis het women ovulate.
And also, like, laptop bags exist? They come in basic black. You can use them for books, emergency chocolate, manila envelopes stuffed with studentsā homework that you need to gradeā¦ I bought one at a camping-goods store, and itās lasted about 20 years.