The replicators should just turn these monstrosities into twinkie weiner sandwiches. Like God intended.
Wit whiz.
Peeps Unveils New Boneless, Skinless Marshmallow Breasts
Mostly unrelated but is Neelix cheese just a reference to Arthur Dent’s tea?
Apparently I don’t remember voyager or hhgttg well enough to get this. Or simple net searches.
All I remember is that the ship made a drink that…
Wait, did neelix make a food that was almost, but not entirely unlike cheese?
This is less a legal issue, and more an activate-the-restraints-on-the-biobed issue while Bev and Deanna try to figure out WTF is wrong with you.
Nah, that’s something for the EMH with the Ethical subroutines deactivated
I admired his ruthless efficiency.
If we’re going by Lower Decks lore then we just need to not have those gastro-horrors programmed into the menu. Only the bridge crew are authorized to even gaze upon this unholy abomination.
Until Ensign Hacksix Hackersworth gets bored, bypasses the restrictions and converts half of the ship into sausage.
If Shax can get kiwi relish a hotdog can have a peep bun
Microwave for 30s.
The peeps will swallow the hot dog, and not in a sexy sort of way. More like “The Thing” swallows stuff.
Ew.
Mustard?
Shields up for the replies.
I feel bad for you.
Mustard is the oldest, and only completely global, spice that humanity discovered. We found mustard within a few thousand years after we discovered salt, and I’m not certain that we were homo-sapiens by that point.
I hope you can find a mustard that you like.
Yellow mustard is mostly tumeric.
Shhhh!
Whole grain is where it’s at.
What would you suggest? In my house you’re only allowed mustard, onions, cream cheese, and chili for toppings on hotdogs.
Anyone requesting ketchup will be dragged outside and shot. Hot dogs shouldn’t be sweet.
I’m down for cheese, but cream cheese? That sounds like a violation of the Geneva Convention
You need to try a seattle dog if you haven’t. Cream cheese on a hotdog is amazing.
Mayonnaise
Mustard shouldn’t be allowed to exist.
I got your back. Mustard is repulsive.
Here we have Sekiguchi’s weaving worms building a runner phallic prototype.
(Marathon game reference. There are dozens of us.)
