• isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    4 days ago

    That’s why when I really need to get a project done, I call 911 and SWAT my own house. There. Instant meaningful deadline. Only a few minutes to work, and that’s the only chance you’ll have for the rest of the day at least! 😂

    • NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world
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      Got a homework assignment due that you wont make? Swat yourself and get arrested, its the new my dog ate my homework excuse with an actual record to prove it!