@lascivious_lesbians #evillesbian#lesbian
I have a lesbian friend who picked up doing her nails as a new hobby during COVID, and she progressed from basic polish to giving herself full coverage extensions over the years. She did a set of stilettos like these that looked fabulous and I told her as much, but I asked why she left the nails on her right middle and ring fingers natural. As soon as the question left my lips I realized I’m an idiot.
Boring ending: “I like them sharp, but for work I sadly need to keep two smooth, so I can press buttons easier.”
Bad ending: “Workplace accident”
Good ending: “I’m a gay slut for my bestie 💅✨🌈”
??? ending: “I forgot to trim the other nails”
??? ending: “to slash meir roommate, I need to insert it into his ass to give them a boybortion”
nonsensical ending: “Colourful grey thoughts wake sleepily”.
criminal passion ending: “I wanted to commit a robbery of Blackrock and needed to remove the tips of two nails so I could do so. Also, you’re gay. Wanna make out?”

Loved it! I want to begin answering all the stupid questions like this!
What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
Answer
Single
Only having two short ones shows a distinct lack of ambition.
Aside from inside, there’s a lot of fun to be had jn that area outside that would be tricky with nails … plus, you gotta do both hands, for when the first one and your tongue gets tired after a few hours …
Exactly!
Do straight girls not finger themselves?
I wonder as well
Not a girl but married to one. My understanding is penetration is not as good as clit stimulation.
Or maybe it’s just me… :(
Not a girl but married to one. My understanding is penetration is not as good as clit stimulation.
I know that, but I think having long nails is a problem even for just clit stimulation…
Girls please let us know!
That is the case, yes … having all fingers be able to do all things is far better.
The only thing I can think is maybe straight girls just revert to a vibrator when they want to flick the bean. I don’t know, I’ve never slept with a straight girl :-/
Depends on the woman. My ex’s clit was oversensitive and she preferred penetration and could orgasm from penetration just fine.





