Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoAs a small farm owner, no image has ever been more accurateimagemessage-square80linkfedilinkarrow-up1739arrow-down113
arrow-up1726arrow-down1imageAs a small farm owner, no image has ever been more accurateReturn_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square80linkfedilink
minus-squareThe_v@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoMy ass and legs disagree after a gander latched on to my ass and beat me with his wings when I was a kid on the ranch. Next time he came at me, I had a baseball bat. Roasted gander for dinner.
minus-squareGimmeUrBelt@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoI’m sure you were fine. Kids have a tendency to overreact. I also was “viciously attacked” by a goose as a child.
My ass and legs disagree after a gander latched on to my ass and beat me with his wings when I was a kid on the ranch.
Next time he came at me, I had a baseball bat. Roasted gander for dinner.
I’m sure you were fine. Kids have a tendency to overreact. I also was “viciously attacked” by a goose as a child.