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sanitation@lemmy.today to me_irl@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

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sanitation@lemmy.today to me_irl@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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  • bort@sopuli.xyz
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    to my defense: i don’t know how to answer these texts.

    • Ey ich frag doch nur@lemmy.world
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      I don’t even know how to get these texts

  • Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app
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    Good luck, neighbor.

  • kamenlady@lemmy.world
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    More stats would be nice, like:

    • Viewed
    • How long was the message viewed
    • The part of the message where the eyes lingered the longest
    • What is the recipient of the massage doing now?
    • WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world
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      Agreed, the problem with text messages is the lack of trackers and engagement metrics.

    • Anubis@lemmy.zip
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      These are all great stats, but I feel like you could have asked them while you were giving them the massage

  • MrBackwardsCap@fedinsfw.app
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    Just don’t do it

    • Toaster@lemmy.world
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      Live life, or what’s the point?

      Captain Picard once said “Tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all”

      • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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        He also said, “It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness, that is life.”

        • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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          He also said, “There are four lights!”

          • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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            He also kept asking for his phone

            Yet he never got one

            • fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip
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              he’d tell em exactly where to find it with the same hand gesture every time

              still

              no luck

  • Ey ich frag doch nur@lemmy.world
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    Nothing wrong with that but also don’t wait for a reply

  • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Unrequited love is a waste of time. Just walk it off. There. I said it.

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