President Donald Trump has accused Iran of shooting down a United States military helicopter over the Strait of Hormuz, saying that he will respond to the attack.
“I have just been informed by our Great Military that last night the Iranians shot down one of our highly sophisticated Apache Helicopters while patrolling over the Strait of Hormuz,” Trump wrote in a social media post on Tuesday.
“There were two pilots involved, both are safe and uninjured. Nevertheless, the United States must, of necessity, respond to this attack.”
This, ladies and gentlemen, is called “expert negotiation”
highly sophisticated ApacheIf sophisticated, how shot down?
A flashlight is sophisticated to trump.
So I guess the 80% of the military that he’s destroyed was not the helicopter shooting part?
So fuckin dumb, it really sounds like they’re trying to avoid saying the helicopter was over water which is an incredibly dumb place for an apache to be let alone patrolling.
Is the fury not epic enough yet?
Still 2 weeks from over?



