Learn something new everyday. That’s why I always wear pants while having sex.

A flashlight is sophisticated to trump.

Still 2 weeks from over?

Pardon my saying, but “best mullet” is an oxymoron.

Dropping some truth bombs out here. I’ll tell ya, people love grinding shit up.

Mortifyingly charming!

Reddit is trash. Boo reddit.

He corrupts every election he touches.

Confringo!

Don’t forget the gums. Needs more gums.