>be me
>biohacker focused on male vitality 
>spend years optimizing my life style diet and sleep
>Ice baths
>gigachad testosterone levels achieved
>read some estrogen is absorbed by the man during sex through vaginal fluids 
>read orgasm increases prolactin levels which makes people take on nurturing roles
>stop having sex with wife
>stop taking care of son
>testosterone goes up 21 points
>Deep sleep improves and pulse lowers
>wife won't talk to me
>son cries a lot and grades dropped 
>told son to meditate to regulate his amygdala to avoid his prefrontal cortex from shutting down 

How do you anons deal with the ever growing attacks on masculinity?
  • F/15/Cali@threads.net@sh.itjust.worksOP
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    Attention: The person above is attempting to have you publicly mogged. Masticate my new supplement, Eagle Tar, to recoup your stolen androgens NOW. Sell your car, do the tar!

    • 𞋴𝛂𝛋𝛆@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Tar made me join the police academy and slap my wife just thinking about it. MAn i suddenly feel… Great Again, like I’m back in the double wide with my 3rd cousin Peggy and sister (in-law) Sue-Ellen. Oh Sister Sue how I Peg and U