Stupid dog. You’re an embarrassment to the scientific community. It’s not even Wednesday or Friday. How could you fuck up your calculations that badly? You’re a disgrace to your lab, your department and your whole university. You will never be published and if you managed by some strange miracle to be published in the past, I will ask for your articles to be retracted, even if you’re the penultimate author. What a mess. What an absolute shame. What a total state of shambles. This is not science, even remotely. Karl Popper is spinning in his grave fast enough to alter the magnetic axis of the earth. You fool, you absolute moron. Where is the empirical data? Your hypothesis is neither reproducible nor falsifiable. What a travesty of the scientific process. What a tragedy. You stupid, cretinous dog, with your stupid glasses. Find another way in life.

I sell copper, do you need copper?

The dog is back, what a relieve

It’s probably been a year at this point since I last saw this fucker, and it still gave me ptsd. At least it’s totally wrong; that makes it a bit better

Not bad, pretty close

I miss the user who would.post this every day and get shit on cause its annoying. Only to come back tomorrow and do it again. The Sisyphus of shit posting.