• I mean, Velaphne is the most popular ship in the franchise. And they’ve really laid on the hints that there’s something particularly close about the pair in multiple movies.

    Not to mention the lesbian kiss that was cut from the live action.

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      How dare you.

      Human scooby + shaggy + Fred is clearly a polycule

      Dog Scooby + Shaggy + Fred is a happy MLM couple with a spoiled pup they take for walks and the whole neighborhood adores them 😤

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        idk, one is a neat freak and the other never showers, just spends all their time high with the dog?

        …maybe they’re lesbians too

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          not every wook is a lesbian. i think. i’m enby and have a wife and a lesbian game night and maybe they’re waiting for my egg to crack or something.

          i used to deny i was one, but i’m 4 musicians short of my inappropriate grateful dead tribute church choir (i already have 9 musicians! so excited! now we just need instruments! and someone who is better than me at arranging music because i am so not ready for show)that i’ve been dreaming of putting together so like… am i really not a wook?

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            Yes, hello, I’d like to sign up for the grateful dead tribute choir. We can just sing all the jammy bits so I think we can get past needing instruments and I can bring my ukulele I never learned play, it won’t hold a tune but 3 more members and we can make some omelettes

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              so like, you don’t need an instrument i can get those, but if you can read music and are in the san francisco bay area

              dear gods i have worked with too many people who can’t read music. not in the one i put together myself. if you’re in the bay area and can’t read music and are still down, let’s figure out getting you reading music

              i may have mentioned somewhere my instrument costs as much as a house and i don’t have one. it’s a choir of those. this thing is going to be expensive as fuck and i don’t want to jinx it but i maaaay have found a wealthy sponsor who owns a few.

              in all my life, of the hundreds of people who play it, i have met two people who own these instruments. i am not one of them. we never get to practice during summer. i slowly go insane every year between Litha and Mabon. and i was already pretty far gone come solstice.

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                  if i can ever get this off the ground (and i may need some help from my professional musician’s association because i think the current instrument cost total is around… what’s 75k per instrument (i never said it was a good house just a house) times 13 players?) i’ll let you know.