I don’t have sugar, but how about a cute picture of a fox?
Turned it into a free back massage, very innovative!
funny thing about lemons, life didn’t give them to us. We crossbred them into existence. We made the lemons.
Don’t care, gonna make life take the lemons back anyway!
Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give FireRetardant lemons!
Damn that guy can piss
Just a couple of posts above was the news about the Mullvad CEO being a white suprematist. ‘Nuff lemons.
Thanks for heads up. Would’ve auto-renewed Monday.
What are you switching to?
Ah yes, The Aperature Laboratories Life Gives You Lemons Launcher, a tool developed to inspire the technicians working on the combustible lemon to work faster.
Then I’m gunna burn your house down! With lemons!
The machine was preprogrammed with over 1000 unique belittlements prerecorded by Cave himself which would play randomly each time a lemon was launched.
Don’t worry, it’ll get worse
