If ONLY there were SOME WAY to DEICE pavement and THWART these PAGAN RIOTERS

Ice when they see a protester pull out the piss jug

If the protests were widespread enough it’s not impossible to approach those kinds of numbers. That’s ~20 cities of 600 deaths spread over 2+ weeks. Other modern protest crackdowns have also been more about asserting power in full view of the world. This is a regime fully blocking media accountability while potentially fighting for its life.

The Nazis were also doing that with mostly bolt action rifles and some tanks and inaccurate artillery, mainly benefitting from shooting 430,000 people in a concentrated ghetto. Drones and modern weapons are much more deadly and are being deployed against cities with populations in the millions.

An army has fitness tests and boot camps to filter out people unable (or unwilling) to follow orders. This is just them blindly opening the door to meet impossible hiring targets so the Whitehouse nut jobs don’t yell at them

It’s dawning on me more that ICE (itself) is currently a farce. Everyone in it signed up to be a cowboy (which was to be expected) but they don’t look any more competent than January 2025. They lack the attention to detail and foresight to actually follow through and be a massively oppressive force. Top to bottom, everyone wants to brandish guns and give orders and brown nose the fascists above them. Nobody actually wants to get hurt or face public backlash.

Their actions are boisterous, aggressive and shocking but fundamentally performative. In a headline they burst in and tackle children and do all kinds of heinous shit, but watching it on camera is usually not so chilling. Nobody knows what to do, nobody knows how to handle their gear, they’re scared to take any initiative unless they have a 2:1 numbers advantage or are preying on the weak.

They’re shit at crowd control, they look lost when an oppressed civilian doesn’t follow the script. They’re obese, slow and not too bright. It makes me wonder if this is what the brown-shirts and SS jack boots were like. Would they have been as successful if the German public saw more candid footage?

Now that doesn’t make them less dangerous; a gun is still a gun. But they don’t scare me nearly as much as some more mature PMCs or the US military/intelligence branches. It takes real precision to dominate a populous, even modern Orwellian surveillance is no substitute for unflinching dogmatic violence.

But on the flip side: those government agencies have also gutted competency for loyalty and the PMCs don’t have the legal immunities/authoritarian pedigree. As it currently stands, the administration may be bluffing their strength even farther than it first seemed… Will they find their Goering/Himmler/Heydrich to lubricate the fascist gears or are they all too preoccupied with looting America?

Funny you should say that when Idiocracy came out exactly 20 years ago, though even then the movie was being optimistic by setting the narrative 500 years in the future.

Lmao the chunky ass gravy seal flashing the taser just froze up when she didn’t cower in fear

What’s that permanent blue ink that explodes and they use to mark stolen bank money? Can we just spray them with that and look for the chubby white guys with an inverse blue mask on their face?

I love how fucking amateur and unqualified they are even with all their big scary guns and kit. What, like 7(?) dudes all lined up in a queue directly out from the door? Just pointing their waaaay too-cumbersome-for-raiding long rifles straight up in the air? Nobody remotely covering any windows or other exits?

They look more like fucking trick or treaters than anything. Probably feeling invincible because they know they’re there to kidnap a 120lb woman or some shit.

I’ll be interested to see if China turns strongly to immigration to shore up the missing population, though I highly doubt it. Either way, it’s going to be ugly

Nah man you don’t get it, if people would just give the Democrats Hamas all their votes Critical Support we would beat the Fascists. This time is way different than the last 40 tries

#VoteBlueHamasNoMatterWhoHowManyPalestinianChildrenDie

When did I say hamas did anything? That’s my whole fucking point lmfao

Lmao damn you got me. Wanting someone who does a better job at not getting Palestinians slaughtered makes me a Zionist. I thought I was hiding it better

Why would I support any group who’s resistance looks like a rounding error?

Well at least the had that bump of resistance on Oct 7. Oh wait sorry, I forgot that that was actually a false flag and Israel allowed it to happen or shot their own civilians or whatever. So I guess you can scratch that off for them.

Well let’s just look farther back, I’m sure they were fighting the good fight since they took over in 2007

Oh… Hmm… That’s… Unfortunate… Seems like their resistance hasn’t been doing much against their oppressors.

And sure their popularity is currently plummeting within Gaza itself, but I’m sure that will turn around once everyone is dead. Palestinians will be scrambling to hop right back on the bandwagon. They just need more Critical Support and everything will turn out great! Here’s to 20 more years of progress! 🍻

Why would I support violent nationalist militants propped up by Netanyahu?? It’s time to move on from controlled opposition if you want to be a real leftist.

…Wait, sorry I didn’t get the memo on which hamas narrative we were pushing today

Breaking news: Mamdani does not support throwing Molotovs through the front window of city hall 😡😡😡

They just need a little more Critical Support™️

Bro you couldn’t make this shit up, your dumb ass troll persona is impeccable

The guy who murdered this woman is former police. A huge chunk of ICE are former police. These former police ^(now try to keep up here)^, are the same ones shooting kids for pulling out phones. They’re the ones breaking into the wrong house and shooting sleeping children. They’re the ones shooting teens in the back for running while wearing a hoodie. They’re the ones who killed 1300 people in 2024, a record high and top 10 per capita worldwide.

Your logic is that they’re going to turn a new leaf because they got a shiny new vest? You’re a fucking clown bro

Buh bye boot licker, I truly hope you live to regret your dumbass comments

Random hypothetical lmfao. Are you legitimately a little slow? I’d feel a little bad laughing at you

What matters is you think any goon has the God given right to shoot someone because the government gave them a gun and they might have gotten scared (and if they’re not shooting you of course). On top of that you’re cheering for the gestapo literally walking around asking for papers. It doesn’t take rocket science to see how those mix.

So yes, practice pulling out your id very slowly while you lick their boots you fucking coward. Otherwise your infallible legal process will have to find a way to spoon gray matter back into your thick skull