• homes@piefed.world
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    21 minutes ago

    I wish guys with cock inbalances could just fuck each other and be happy

    “I’ve got a tiny dick!”

    “Well, I’ve got a big one. Lemme just fuck you with it until you feel good about yourself!”

    “Ok!”

    • mrmisses@lemmy.world
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      2 hours ago

      Anyone need some balls? Got some extra balls here! Don’t want anything in return, just take the balls please!

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    2 hours ago

    Reminds me of when I was a kid and wondered why commuters going in opposite directions didn’t just stay where they are and do each others’ jobs.

  • TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub
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    3 hours ago

    Given that there are greedy “entrepreneurs” everywhere, I shudder to think what a boob speculator would look like.

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      6 hours ago

      In a world where thats possible i think id have a go at being a woman for a few months. I have no desire to, but I’m pretty curious about the differences.

      Although, in that world, I bet it would be a lot more egalitarian and the whole experience would probably be about the same plus or minus a penis

    • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      6 hours ago

      my ex has f cups and is trans masc and intends to have a major reduction. im trans femme and would love to have their boobs. it is sad this cannot be.

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    10 hours ago

    You know, that is actually a good wish. Helps other people, and not selfish like most wishes. Also a lot more tangible than “world peace”.

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      9 hours ago

      People languishing on the kidney donor list.

      Whilst surgeons can’t keep up with the boob donation list.

      While they’re at it, might as well use liposuction fat. Donated from one person in USA, injected into the butt of another person in Brazil.

        • Well how else do you expect them to be indignant about something?

          Everyone who is willing to go through a boring routine procedure that doesn’t adversely affect their lives moving forward should be willing to face potential lifelong complications, medications, and pain, (not to mention potential death from any number of things from surgery to simply existing with one kidney) in order to give someone else half of their kidneys or else they’re a piece of shit.

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            7 hours ago

            Can’t let women even fantasize about anything without bringing up how selfish they’re being smh

    • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      6 hours ago

      its not just fat no. theres a lot of stuff in there besides fat. the mammary glands being the major component. theres a reason man boobs dont look like woman boobs.

  • TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social
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    7 hours ago

    CM, did you remake this meme with AI?
    I’m just curious, not bashing.

    I’m wondering why it’s blurred.

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      7 hours ago

      If there’s a small, low-res image on my phone, it now asks if I want to upscale it, and tends to have this kind of “soft” effect to it.

      • TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social
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        5 hours ago

        No I turned AI images to be blurred. And every post of CMs today has been blurred. So either it’s AI, or CM is marking it something to trigger the blur overlay.