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cm0002@libretechni.ca to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 5 days ago

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cm0002@libretechni.ca to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 5 days ago
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  • OhmsLawn@lemmy.world
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    Thanks, but I always try to shit on company time.

    • Ariselas@piefed.ca
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      Once upon a time I would have agreed with you, but the sandpaper they call TP at work isn’t worth it.

      • Bobby Two Times @sh.itjust.works
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        At work, we call the TP “John Wayne”, as it is tough and doesn’t take shit from anyone.

      • HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca
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        That’s why you use the smooth toilet seat in protest. Solves the problem real quick.

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        The third best part of work from home is using my preferred toilet paper.

        First is not needing to commute.

        Second is not needing to dress up.

  • PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    If you spend 40min a day in the company’s bathroom, you get a full-month pay for shitting in a year.

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    If I have to put up with thier shit then they have to put up with mine.

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    I’d rather poop more comfortably at home if possible.

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    Everything from the New York Post is a shitpost

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