Yeah I’m unhappy about all these slow mother fuckers that are always in my way.
Analyses for specific causes of death showed that participants with low walking speed had about a threefold increased risk of cardiovascular death.
If I walk fast enough I can outrun death
Idk I walk pretty fast and I’m pretty happy, aside from my crippling depression.
said… people content to be slow? Or… might these be… most kindly… and not shaming anyone… lazy assed bitches?
Some of y’all have never watched a 200kg / 440lb southern woman walk. She is not happy. And I’m not happy to be walking behind her.
(insert your mom joke here)
Or really anything Bundy said in Married with Children while at work.
Never been to Africa so I wouldn’t know. Or do you mean South America or Australia?
Southern US. Race doesn’t matter. White, black, brown or whatever. The walk is the same. Not many 200kg women in Africa.
Yeah. We’re unhappy because your slow ass won’t get out of the way! XD
wow, this dude is everywhere!
I do it without realizing it. I’m clumsy, awkward, and I really am unaware of my surroundings.
Practice looking around you when making a stop, an placing yourself to the side of a path instead of in the middle
Just… Just don’t walk in the center of every walkway.
Exactly
You’re just mad because we’re in front.
Nah. It’s because you’re so proud to be an obstacle.
Saw this in the news a few days ago.
Maybe cognitive decline makes you more happy
Seems to be working for you.
[if you’re going to hand me an opening like that, don’t get mad because I used it]
Do these fine gentlemen look unhappy to you?
My god! Look at their form.
He’s cheating! Look! There’s a hop, see?! There’s another one!
You’re not a race walker at all, you’re nothing but a common jogger.
(but also: What if you were moving toward a light source? Wouldn’t that mean you get to see faster? 🤔)
The light you see would be blue shifted because of the speed you’re going and become gamma rays for you. Radio waves would shift to visible light. So you would see radio.
If you would move that fast on the ground, you’d slam into air molecules at light speed, causing a huge shockwave like a continuous Hiroshima nuke going of. That would make you sad.
If I were forced to see ABBA I’d welcome getting nuked.
Any moth expert wanna comment on that now that it’s moth month?
Tracks, I walk so fast it makes people upset with me. I just hate wasting time, why not get where you are going quickly. I’m also deeply unhappy.
–rant start–
I hate it I hate it such a shitty implication. This headline implies that walking fast makes you sad, but I’m willing to bet a lot that the study didn’t actually find such a causal connection.
My guess is that the causal link is stress here. Stressed people walk faster and are also sad.
So make the headline say “scientists say stressed people walk fast” or something because someone will try walking slowly in hopes of that bringing happiness
–rant end–
I agree with your rant, this kind of title is annoying.
I do however also think that doing slow mindful walks will help against stress, so the implication that slow walking brings happiness is not a bad implication. Stressed out fast walking people really should try it. There’s no reason to be in a hurry all of the time.
There’s no reason to be in a hurry all of the time.
Tell that to the Amazon warehouse workers.
Amazon benefits from workers who don’t get stressed out too
But the headline doesn’t imply a causal connection, it’s your own bias that does
I read it and immediately assumed it’s because stressed people walk faster
The tagline is still making a massive leap of logic to a clickbaity conclusion.
No it’s not. If I were to find you on a graph, the faster you walk, the unhappier I’d find you to be—that’s what it’s saying.
Now, the content of the article? I have no idea. I’m not reading it.
I didn’t even think about taking the title seriously but now that you say it, it does sound ridiculous. I wonder if it’s bait for people to come in explain causation (serious) to drum up engagement, or if it’s actually just dumb.
Headlines to drive clicks, that’s all it is.
Women with round asses like seen here are more likely to walk quicker
It used to be that when my girlfriend and I were walking, she would always be rushing me by walking much faster. After starting my current job, I’ve become the fast walker, always having to slow down for her.
Uhhh I’m not sure I like the implication of this is
You know…
True. Walking fast makes me very unhappy with all the slow walkers
Now I know why I walk fast
