I’m tired of pretending it’s not.
Upvoted and gagged. Eew.
Never upvoted an unpopular opinion so fast.
I’ve had that stuff once in my life, and that was enough. Unbelievable.
Same, immediate upvote along with a small gag
Well done! A proper UO! Now get out!
This isn’t even an unpopular opinion. It is an objectively incorrect statement.
Actually brave take here
Miracle whip has it’s uses…but sure as shit not as mayonnaise.
Kewpie and nothing else.
100%. Their sesame dressing is also awesome.
Agreed! That stuff is amazing.
Kewpie and nothing else!
Yes! I finally got some a few months ago and it is so so so much better than any other I’ve tried.
Definitely. As an industrial lubricant, you’ll not find a superior product to stop that sliding door from squeaking.
I have heard that some fools consider it edible though. I cannot fathom why however. Molten glass dipped in sulphuric acid would be more palatable.
Miracle Whip is made from water, soybean oil, high-fructose corn syrup, vinegar, modified corn starch, eggs, salt, natural flavor, mustard flour, potassium sorbate, spice, and dried garlic.
So, a lot of shit that is unhealthy. It’s not unpopular, you’re just wrong.
You are wrong, upvote.
high-fructose corn syrup
Can’t tell if you’re one of those insane people who like corn syrup sodas or one of those insane people who like diet sodas.
Either way, well done, you pissed off a lot of people lmao
Ah, yes, Satan’s Cum.
Laughs in Duke’s superiority
And also with you, my brother in creaminess…🙏
The olive oil dukes goes stoooopy
What the fuck is a miracle whip?
Mayonnaise + copious amounts of
sugarhigh fructose corn syrup.
No. You’re wrong.
Simple, and correct.






