• ramble81@lemmy.zip
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    7 days ago

    Okay, I’m a grower, not a shower, but even I would leave an outline in something that tight.

    Oh, and fuck you for making me look at his crotch.

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      That hurts so fucking much… I didnt look like an “alpha” while getting my nipple done. I looked like a little crybaby and all artists in the shop watched in horror and exitement.

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      6 days ago

      The point isn’t about body shaming. It’s about the double standards that the OP is trying point out (regardless of whether the image is real or not).

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        Right right so lemmy explain this to you

        This part is about you (or anyone) making comments about peoples bodies regardless of your intentions

        This part is about how much Andrew Tate gives a shit about your (or anyone’s) opinion (not that he’ll ever even see it)

        And this final part is about your (or anyone’s) friends, family, community members, etc being the ones you’re (or anyone’s) actually affecting with your shitty comments

         

        Hope that clears it up. Lmk if not!

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    7 days ago

    Bro, you don’t tactical tuck?

    It’s the latest alpha big dick energy fad that I just made up.

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    7 days ago

    … this has to be shopped, right?

    He can’t actually be a eunuch, right?

    I’d make more displacement than that while unconscious and not dreaming, in a blizzard…

    Arbys called. Where’s the meat?

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      Yeah I think this is photoshopped actually. Can’t be real. Women have bigger bulges than this.

      You can tuck in your dick and you can tuck in your balls, but you can’t tuck all three of them in at the same time.

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        6 days ago

        The testicles actually go up into your body when tucked properly. So there’s room for sure.

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        Yeah I agree with you, this just actually does not make sense unless he’s a Ken Doll.

        Bro literally has no balls.

        Yeah, you can tuck, or maybe have a micropeen … but he would have had to actually lose his balls, which is simply too on the nose insane for me to entertain for the serial rapist king of the manopshere.

        And also yeah… any… basically woman that’s actually a woman, that’s gone through puberty, would also have more of a bulge than this.