When my dogs medicine got the warning sticker to not take it while operating heavy machinery it got a good laugh

My wife used to work for a vet and we had a dog name Stoli. On her paperwork work it always listed “Stolichnaya Shithead OurLastName”. It always cracked me up.

FYI, the middle name was pronounced Shi-Thead

I just checked my dogs meds. It says dog owner, with my first and last name, then “animal id” which is followed by his name.

I’m a little sad he doesn’t get my name. :(