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MinguPingu@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

too busy brainrotting

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too busy brainrotting

MinguPingu@lemmy.world to Bikini Bottom Twitter@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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  • arschflugkoerper@feddit.org
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    4 days ago

    fuck being productive

    • athatet@lemmy.zip
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      For real. I’m too busy producing dopamine.

  • MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world
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    My contract says I only need to be productive until 4. Its now 4:35. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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      Mine doesn’t list required productivity hours, just hours I need to sit here

  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I’m pooping

    • athatet@lemmy.zip
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      So you certainly are producing something.

  • Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world
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    Productivity is protestant propaganda. I am being entertained, which is not a waste.

  • Dadifer@lemmy.world
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    Jokes on you, I’m at work

  • MoonRaven@feddit.nl
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    It’s weekend leave me alone let me enjoy stuff…

  • nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de
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    🥺🥺🥺

  • zaubentrucker@sopuli.xyz
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    Someone on my left?

  • cobysev@lemmy.world
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    Joke’s on you, I’m retired. It’s raining out right now; I might just stay in bed all day today. I can always be productive tomorrow.

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    Why is he holding a tiny mushroom?

  • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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    Bugger off I’ve been productive enough already. Potatoes dont harvest themselves

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