Thats adorable 😂

Holy shit, as a mostly straight man, thats just amazing. Should i also become a lesbian at this point? /s
Yes
Shut up and take your estrogen, straight boy
Why the fuck would you get married in North Carolina unless you really liked their barbecue? That’s the only reason I can think I want to go back there, but that’s also where I embarrassed myself in college. Super cool!
Depends on the part of NC. Politics aside, the southern Appalachians are home to some of the most beautiful scenery in the world, In my humble opinion.
Eastern Tennessee was both nice and crap to live for two years. The fall was beautiful. The winter was hard in the mountains.
Well, I first read “stabbed” instead of “straddled” and was very confused.
Aw, such a sweet story.
it’s called preordering!






