You just don’t call it “porking,” and get a rabbi to bless your wang.
I dunno about that, does “blessing” it involve cutting more of it off?
Yeah, but you get a little BJ afterwards, as a treat.
Exactly how little are we talking?
Depends how much they cut off.
Have you seen rabbis bless bread? Sharing is tearing!
Getting a rabbi to bless all over my wang I can do no problem, but to stop calling it porking is gonna be tough
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So… a nazi rabbi?
Nobody knows what it means, but it gets the people goin’!
Sex and relationship advice for Jews who aren’t Zionist. ?
