Full title: A 2,000 year old hololith ring carved entirely from a single massive sapphire. It is believed to have belonged to the infamous Roman Emperor Caligula, with the engraving depicting his fourth wife, Caesonia. The gold band was added in the Middle Ages to resize it.

That’s a handsome lady right there…
I’m also going to wait until my wife is an elder lady to engrave her bust. I mean on a ring. Bust on a ring, on hers. Ah you know what I’m trying to say.