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Ah, the vestigial nobody. Haven’t seen one of those in a while.
Sporks are better.
Nobody:
Nobody? Try everybody.
Nobody:
Nobody
Aprons are great.
I should probably get one.
But then you’ll have to wash a spoon and an apron
As someone who’s worked dish, ladles are fucking traders.
Laminar flow is a cruel mistress.
I feel called out.
You’re a nobody too, then?
Been a nobody all my life. I also got my shirt soaked yesterday because I washed a dish with the perfect concave angle that it redirected the water I was rinsing it with into a majestic fountain streaming directly at me…
Plot twist: you are the little spoon and you’re trying to wash yourself
Maybe it’s the 'tism but I am really clumsy with water so yeah it me
Mf tryin to wash a spoon with a hose.
