In German we say “dich soll der Blitz beim Scheißen treffen!” (May lightning strike you while you shit) I guess that’s what happened here.

I mean, a fart is gas, number 1 is liquid, number 2 is solid (you hope), so it stands to reason number 3 would be plasma.

Weapons of Ass Destruction

I don’t know why this cracked me up so much

Th3 Taco Bell/Taylor Farms Mashup was skibidi

Turdonuclear explosion.

Skibidi

Ah yes, the old days when people would throw the big firecrackers, M-80s, into toilets.