I love the Beaverton.
What a severely repressed individual. I can’t wait for him to drink himself to death.
Not suprising for the pedo sex-addict government
Is this real? I mean the scrotum thing?
Its a bit misleading, he’s actually checking testosterone levels by a taste test.
Hope that clears things up!
hes checking thier ball sizes too.
Looking for a chosen one who’s got just one
“The Court orders Mr Hegseth to place the soldiers pubical sack in his mouth and draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds.”
Even if not. It just shows how fucked this time rn is that it seems real
And the saddest part of all is that this is only PARTIALLY satire. The Secretary of (Botching) War really did turn his pedophile eye to Canadian teens.
The USA is a fucking embarrassment and should just “unalive” itself at this point.
No, but he announced testosterone testing, then after one day of having this plan effective, they rolled the testes tests back.
No, the Beaverton is satire (and very funny). It’s sad how we have to double check the source extra carefully these days though.
I love that I read the title and thought yeah old news, to see that it was the beaverton that wrote it, I am going to check out the article now.
