cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/71043095
One hand, full extension, no hesitation. The laws of physics were consulted and chose not to comment. The prophecy never said the sword would be light.
Credit: Andrew R Gamboa
Us girls appreciate a legendary blade as well
I HAVE THE POWER
“I studied the Blade.”
Off camera is a girlfriend saying, “Oh my god…” as she facepalms and walks away in an effort to seem disassociated to any nearby public.
Women bad
I don’t agree. But if your mind goes straight to those types of thoughts, you can probably find a community online that’d care.
Though sounds like maybe you’ve already found them and it’s spilling out a bit. I dunno, not my jam.
My 5yo daughter would be way more enthusiastic than me in this situation.
She would not be able to lift the stick though, so it would only be spiritual indeed.
When I was a boy, yes. But, as a man, I’d hesitate to lift something like that.
On a “spiritual level”? Yeah, okay.
When did you grow out of having fun?
No but my wrist is screaming in pain, suffering, and a wierd clicking sound thinking of even trying this.
One day, we all hit an age where we realize we’re the mentor, not the hero.
“I’d take a blade to the chest any day to see you become the man I knew you’d always be. Pulls your head close Don’t let my sacrifice be in vain! Blegggghhhhhh”
