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Cake day: October 1st, 2023

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  • Neither my ass nor my dick are particularly large, but my dick still touches the front of the bowl if I don’t hold it back the entire time I’m sitting. So that’s what I do. A little cumbersome to only have one hand for pulling, ripping and folding the toilet paper, but not really an issue.

    I still stand when I pee, though.






  • Calvinism did a number on this country. “Good things happen to good people” -> “Bad things happen to bad people” -> “If you are poor you probably deserve it, so we shouldn’t help you” -> “It’s okay to give money to billionaires, they wouldn’t be billionaires if they weren’t good people”.

    Corollary: “Even though poor people are bad and I’m broke, that doesn’t mean I’m a bad person. I’m just a temporarily inconvenienced millionaire, thus a good person, so it’s okay to help me specifically. But not the poor, they’re bad.”