“glory to you and your spouse.”
A Klingon dad joke. I’d call it a Worf joke, but this joke is good.
That would require Worf wanting to be a dad.
Meanwhile, during the reception
I would like to DJ for a wedding, do everything like normal, but play a klingon song when it’s time to introduce the maid of honour for her speech. Just loud enough that it gives the nerds a giggle, so that everyone else is annoyed because they think they’re laughing at the maid of honour.
I feel starting a fight at a wedding would honour Kahless.
In Klingon culture, that’s how you start orgies
Before or after the wedding?
Yes
I feel dumb for laughing so hard at this
“CLEARLY SHE IS THE STRONGEST AMONG THE FEMALES!”
wedding d.j.: plays baba oreilly
“made of honor” sounds dangerously close to saying that Kahless isn’t the supreme beacon of honor
How so? A table is made of wood, but I wouldn’t call it a tree.
majQa’!
