CIA Director John Ratcliffe called the documents, drawn from daily intelligence briefings to Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush, “the single largest release of CIA analysis related to 9/11 ever.”
  • FiniteBanjo@feddit.onlineEnglish
    24·
    23 days ago

    CIA: “Pilots from Saudi Arabia with ties to Iran and Pakistan working with an islamic extremist group planning attack on US via planes.”

    Bush: “Yeah, ok, pal.”

    CIA: “The hydroelectric tubes in Iraq look vaguely like missile fuselage sort of if you squint”

    Bush: “Get Tillerson and Cheney in here! WERE GOING TO MESS UP MESOPATAMIA!”

    • Sineljora@sh.itjust.works
      6·
      23 days ago

      Bush: “Yeah, I know, my dad had dinner with the bin Ladens last week, and we’re going to evacuate their family members from America when it happens.”

  • baronvonj@piefed.socialEnglish
    3·
    23 days ago

    Remember when Clinton was ordering strikes against Al Qaeda and the Republicans were like “stop distracting the public from your blowjob” and then he warned Bush about the impending threat during the transition and Bush ignored it?