The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前Proof that fashion is cyclical, even in nature.imagemessage-square29linkfedilinkarrow-up1697arrow-down12
arrow-up1695arrow-down1imageProof that fashion is cyclical, even in nature.The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前message-square29linkfedilink
minus-squareSludgehammer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·3 个月前I’m thinking more of a lure, have some nice rotten salmon smell leaking out of your “hat” and hope that some tasty fish, sharks or seals show up looking for a meal.
minus-squarepeoplebeproblems@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·3 个月前IIRC Orcas are one of the species that does shit that appears to have no biological advantage. Other species of dolphins do too. Dolphins as a whole have some really creative behaviors, especially in social circles. And it appears that they do these things “for the hell of it.”
minus-squarePringles@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·3 个月前Dolphins will get high on poisonous fish and pass those around like a blunt.
minus-squarenickiam2@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 个月前Well I didn’t believe it but https://scienceadvance.com/dolphins-may-be-using-toxic-pufferfish-to-get-high/
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 个月前We must give the dolphins edibles.
minus-squareshneancy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·3 个月前they were already giving dolphins LSD, masturbating them and trying to make them speak English, i think we should just let them have their pufferfish
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-23 个月前See, i feel like dolphins typically enjoy drugs. Make the offer at least. I don’t trust the masturbation was ethical, but they’re horny and aware enough it could be in the future. English was fucked up. But we should translate their language(s). Maybe teach them spanish or something less insane than fucking english.
minus-squareLwL@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 个月前If humans are any indicator, they might also be doing things because they think it’s an advantage but actually does nothing.
minus-squarealtkey (he\him)@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 个月前Both a fashion accessory and a perfume. Touche.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·3 个月前Do they eat salmon? Maybe they are signaling to the humans that their ships and garbage are killing off their food.
I’m thinking more of a lure, have some nice rotten salmon smell leaking out of your “hat” and hope that some tasty fish, sharks or seals show up looking for a meal.
IIRC Orcas are one of the species that does shit that appears to have no biological advantage. Other species of dolphins do too.
Dolphins as a whole have some really creative behaviors, especially in social circles. And it appears that they do these things “for the hell of it.”
Dolphins will get high on poisonous fish and pass those around like a blunt.
Well I didn’t believe it but https://scienceadvance.com/dolphins-may-be-using-toxic-pufferfish-to-get-high/
We must give the dolphins edibles.
they were already giving dolphins LSD, masturbating them and trying to make them speak English, i think we should just let them have their pufferfish
See, i feel like dolphins typically enjoy drugs. Make the offer at least.
I don’t trust the masturbation was ethical, but they’re horny and aware enough it could be in the future.
English was fucked up. But we should translate their language(s). Maybe teach them spanish or something less insane than fucking english.
If humans are any indicator, they might also be doing things because they think it’s an advantage but actually does nothing.
Both a fashion accessory and a perfume. Touche.
Do they eat salmon? Maybe they are signaling to the humans that their ships and garbage are killing off their food.