This stopped being funny about four or five posts ago.

looks like cereal.

I’m holding out for the perlite ones.

Recommended by that one dentist that doesn’t agree with others cuz he wants stacks

We used to call those knowledge crystals

Fill it with Nerds a bunch of times, so they get used to it then switch it to aquarium rocks.

Fruity Pebbles exist purely for the kids that think the aquarium gravel looks delicious as fuck.

And it’s exactly what I would expect aquarium gravel to taste and feel like.

Mmmmm, minerals.

Cromchy

*me when mom gets the aquarium gravel hot pockets

I hate that my mind immediately conjures up the disgusting sounds this would make to squish and/or bite.

smart idea