Mitch may not be happy tonight, but he’s still smiling about it.
I remember there being news earlier this year about Mitch saying sorry for shit he’s done. Probably was visited by three ghosts. 🌝
1 is lindsey graham, confronted him.
Graham looks around, ”wait, I’m ghost number one?” He was about to complain, but saw #2 was dick Cheney, and shrugged to himself. Leaning over, he whispered “Yeah, okay, you’ve got me beat, but you shot a man in the face and then made him apologize. Who could possibly be the third ghost?”
A rattling Bavarian accent floats towards them, “sometimes it takes a turtle to convince a turtle,” Graham and Cheney roll their eyes, trying and failing to seem good-natured and we cut to credits.
Nah, he’s Marley
which one do you think he is? let's compare
Any story saying Mitch strung more than 2 vowels together is a lie.
Really? I missed that. Was that after he came out in a wheelchair?
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It’s too bad Booker didn’t win. Replacing the 84 year old white turtle corpse with a black democrat literally half of his age would have been so so sweet. He’d have been rolling in his grave on the way down.
I still can’t believe Graham’s sister lost
The GOP got their feelgood story yanked away from them
Do we still not know what’s going on with this guy???
I don’t.
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Jesus, I read this three times this morning before I remembered that that dinosaur is still alive.
Is he though?
His heart is still pumping fluid, but not much has been going on between his ears for decades.
I had to look up if he died or not.
Same. Wiki doesn’t say was.
Did Bernie of weekend at Bernie’s count as alive?
i can’t remember, did they (not the protagonists) ever discover he was dead?
That’s unfortunate
I was half expecting this to give Trump a stroke
If you compete in a deadpool and you don’t have McConnell as a rider on every list you’re allowed, you’re doing it wrong.
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