There’s no good reason for them to be on the road. Consider the following:
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They’re extremely loud and cause noise pollution
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They’re very dangerous on the road and have high accident rates
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They’re bad for the environment and cause air pollution
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They’re extremely inefficient as they can only carry 1-2 people max
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They can’t carry cargo
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They’re dangerous for pedestrians
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They’re very demanding to operate
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They’re virtually useless in the winter when there’s snow, ice, and hail
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The people who tend to drive them tend to be assholes who don’t respect road laws
People complain about cars all the time, and while our car dependency is definitely a big issue that we need to address, cars still have a lot utility. Motorcycles on the other hand? Not really. I think getting rid of them once and for all is good way to immediately make our roads safer, simplify traffic, and open up a pathway to move away from cars.


Also, they make ladies have impure thoughts.
I met my wife by driving her around the block on my scooter…
Small world! I also met your wife by driving her around the block on my scooter!
get a skate park already, you two
Very small world I met my scooter while driving your wife!
My wife: “Tell the internet they’re not funny!”
So that was your wife I met while watching you drive my wife around the block on your scooter?
That sounds like her alright!
Dummies, it was that famous day when the whole world swapped wives in a huge motorcyclist-circle.