I genuinely don’t remember the last time I left a theater saying “that was so great.” I saw Inglourious Basterds and Zombieland in the theater when they were out, enjoyed both, haven’t seen either movie again in any format, and I don’t have any concrete memories of walking into a theater since then. If I’ve seen a movie since what was that? 2010, 2011? It didn’t leave an impression.

I used to be a big movie buff, now I’ll occasionally rewatch Army of Darkness and that’s about it.