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nebulaone@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 days ago

Anon is special

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nebulaone@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 days ago
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    I remember in Grade 2 my teacher whispered something in my ear during a test and I got hard as a fucking rock.

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      Damn, what was it?

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        I believe it was just a hint or some kind of encouragement in regards to the problem I was working on. Hard to remember. I just recall that warm breath in my ear canal and the most intense boner of my childhood.

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          Grade 2 damn boy

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          that’s amazing lmao, good for you?

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        “So you like Jazz?”

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      I remember the first time a teacher gave me wood.

      Then I gave it back

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