• coaxil@lemmy.zip
      4·
      3 days ago

      I feel honoured to be in such company! I also have an investment opportunity I would like to discuss!.. :)

      • coaxil@lemmy.zip
        3·
        2 days ago

        Sweet, here me out, apples! I can’t say to much on a public forum for fear of the idea being stolen, but with your generous bankroll we are sure to succeed!

        • DiaDeLosMuertos@aussie.zoneEnglish
          2·
          2 days ago

          Hmmmmm. You got me interested. What about oranges though ?

          My friend said to me “Nothing rhymes with oranges”.

          I said “No it doesn’t.”

    • 𝚝𝚛𝚔@aussie.zoneEnglish
      3·
      2 days ago

      I was doing really well in the footy tipping at work by always choosing the loser teams. At several points in the comp I have been on top of the leaderboard. Decided to put my money where my mouth after a perfect round and hit up the old sportsbet for a cheeky tenner per game (hey, big spender!).

      Same process as before - always pick the loser team based on odds… Except it hasn’t worked since lol

      RIP some dollars. Thought I’d be a high roller by now.