Won $15 on Lotto last night. I’ll still talk to you all.

Well it’s hump day at least. Have a good one.

That’s the clause whereby it takes just one person too…ohhhhhhh. I uuurm, oh look a carrot.

Oh God. I’ve driven past the place since the other one went ( a fair few years I think ) I must say I don’t think I’ve seen that thing. How long has that been there ?

Unsure if you know but we had one in Queensland up the Sunny coast. Next to the motorway. I think that’s gone.

I usually wake up in the night more than once and get on Reddit which more often than not helps me fall asleep again rather quick. It’s better than my mind racing which keeps me awake.

Well apart from that the last thing I read ten minutes before my alarm was due ( which is 3:30 yuck ) was that Iran is ready to go to war for 10 years with Israel and the USA. I mean I didn’t fall back to sleep which is fine, but I’m really sick of these endless bloody wars. ( Damn, literally bloody ) I mean the world has been at some kind of war pretty consistently for hundreds of years I think I once read. We had a small break at some point.

WTF is wrong with the human race I ask myself. Why can’t eternal peace just happen ? I’m English, the Brits went around the globe being arseholes for a long long time I know. Along with the Spanish, Dutch, whoever else. Fuckers the lot of them. Ooh let’s discover new lands and then just rob them blind, along with a large amount of various atrocities along the way.

Oh god am I having an existential crisis ? Sorry that all just stemmed from that Iran headline. And in all seriousness, I am fully sick to death of seeing trump in the news constantly. ( Well, Reddit and Lemmy that is ) My mind is full of it all. Maybe I need a holiday or at least a holiday from the internet.

Sorry, ramble over. Here’s to a peaceful day. ( After having read that we’re hosting a huge international military party or whatever it’s called. )

How do I tune this all out I wonder. I’m not taking up jogging. I haven’t smoked pot for years, maybe I should get back into that. But that might make me think about it all a lot more.

Aaaaaaaaggghhhhhhh !

That sun has some bite after 12 as I found out yesterday. I helped a mate with his deck steel for a few hours on Saturday and it was nice to go under his house on occasion.

Haha. Yes separate stories. I did actually say to the kink person that surely there’s about one million other places she (?) could search for that kind of thing.

I had a few drinks with KwinecentExposure on Saturday afternoon which was nice.

Also, here’s a funny and odd tale. Last week on Lemmy there was a post of somebody looking for a kinky submissive man. Well that’s a thing that I’ve never been involved in at all. So they posted a pic of various items to do with that scene. Ball gag, riding crop ( whip type thing ) and other such goodies.

I replied and said something like, Kinky, where’s the 12 inch dildo ? The reply was, Would you use it ? I said sure why not but I’m on the other side of the planet in Australia. ( Their username had something about Cambridge in it so I just assumed they were in the UK ) They then replied “message me”.

Lol. I didn’t and I think the whole post might’ve been taken down. Just for clarification, I do not own or use a 12 inch dildo, nor do I own any sized dildo.

On another subject, I’m now on Season five of Animal Kingdom. Some nasty people in that world.

Well here’s to a wonderful week, cheers.

Good morning. My Vamp was wonderful. Bit sore and a bit of a bruise but nothing terrible.

Good luck with all your things.

Waiting to get my blood taken. Like all of us should do once a year. I had to set my alarm for 11 pm so I could wake up and eat a sandwich. This is because you can fast for too long which causes spikes in your blood.

I looked into all that after TRK pointed that out. Something I hadn’t fully understood before.

I never eat breakfast and rarely eat until smoko which is at 10 am. That means I can go 15 hours without eating every day. So recently I read the effects that a sugar spike can have on us. Fatigue and a lower immune system are just two things. Two things that I seem to suffer from. Hmmmm. Yesterday I ate a granola bar at 7 am. I shall continue to eat at least something in the morning from now on.

I mean at the weekend I can go to noon or 1 pm before eating. I’m going to change that silly situation also. The more I learn the less I realise I know.

So, we live and learn and sometimes we learn things very late. Get yah bloods done, especially you TRK !!!

Ooookaaaaaay. Edit to update. Ok maybe ignore all that I said. Well apart from getting annual bloods done. Got talking to the blood letter about all this fasting thing. She doesn’t eat until 10 am either. Your body gets used to it she said.

Well as I said earlier, the more I learn the less I realise I know. I know nuffin…

I get ice cream headaches so…

Breaking news. Earlier today the body of…

Khalil didn’t kill himself.

Tis Friday peasants. I won $20 on Lotto last night. Mind you I had three tickets all up. DOH !

I have a humorous tale to tell. On Wednesday and Thursday I forgot my hearing aids ( am old, am deaf…) which was a bit of a pain but not detrimental to my working day.

So on the way home I had to find an ATM and I found myself in Wynumm Plaza. I had to walk into the place a fair bit, not just pop up to the front as I had hoped. Well anyway on the way out a lady at the front of some shop ( she worked there ) said something to me, I got closer and said “pardon”, she muttered something again, I said “sorry what ?” She said “would you like a free hearing test today ?”

Oh fuck the irony. I laughed and told her how I had forgotten my hearing aids two days running. She clearly didn’t see the funny side and I’m wondering if she didn’t believe me.

Cheerio, have a splendid day.

Why not ? No big deal.

I’m from the UK but I’m on the other side of the planet so I dunno, your loss I suppose.

Good luck with your quest, although I’m sure there’s like, one million other places that would be more fruitful in your search.

Choo Choo. Awesome.

Kinky !?!?!

Where’s the 12 inch dildo ???

Allegations.

What a surprise, another toothless tiger in the building game.

So I write things here awaiting the ferry, then driving to work I often think of something else but decide to leave it for the next day. Next day comes and I forget the ever so important thing…

Well at least it’s not as cold as it has been. But alas the EKKA winds aren’t here yet.

Have a pleasing day.