Come on, that’s not fair. We get some things:

My neighbor got robbed when she posted about being away on holiday. What an experience!

And there was that time that some users had private messages made public due to a security glitch. I’m sure that ended more than a few relationships!

We get mass surveillance – that’s a pretty good one, yeah?.. No?

Facebook Marketplace is pretty good though, at least in the US. All other Facebook features are rubbish