☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmygrad.ml to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days agoFormer Bush Housing Official Claims Government Has Spent $21 Trillion Building an Underground Doomsday ‘Base’www.yahoo.comexternal-linkmessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up169arrow-down11cross-posted to: usa@midwest.socialusa@lemmy.ml
arrow-up168arrow-down1external-linkFormer Bush Housing Official Claims Government Has Spent $21 Trillion Building an Underground Doomsday ‘Base’www.yahoo.com☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmygrad.ml to news@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square32linkfedilinkcross-posted to: usa@midwest.socialusa@lemmy.ml
minus-squareXenomorph [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·4 days agoImagine being trapped in one of these during the nuclear apocalypse with Elon. I’d take my chances outside then suffer him.
minus-squarepumpchilienthusiast [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·4 days agoThe trick is convince them it’s time to retreat to the shelter then, once they’re in, we block the egress points. (And ideally tap into the internal CCTV for a little something I like to call “The Greatest Reality TV Show of All Time.”
minus-squareRobert_Kennedy_Jr [xe/xem, xey/xem]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·4 days agoDon’t forget about pouring cement down the ventilation ducts.
minus-squareDoiDoi [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·4 days agoMark Twain reigns of terror but it’s dying in the blast vs being forced to laugh at Elon’s jokes in the bunker or be denied food rations
Imagine being trapped in one of these during the nuclear apocalypse with Elon. I’d take my chances outside then suffer him.
The trick is convince them it’s time to retreat to the shelter then, once they’re in, we block the egress points. (And ideally tap into the internal CCTV for a little something I like to call “The Greatest Reality TV Show of All Time.”
Don’t forget about pouring cement down the ventilation ducts.
Mark Twain reigns of terror but it’s dying in the blast vs being forced to laugh at Elon’s jokes in the bunker or be denied food rations