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The post Xitter web has spawned soo many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this.)

My dad was a bit freaked out by a video version (Weāre not ready for super-intelligence)of the āAI 2027ā paper, particularly finding two end scenarios a bit spooky: colossus-style cooperating AIs taking over the world, and the oligarch concentration of power one, which i think definitely echoed sci-fi he watched/read as a teen.
In case anyone else finds it useful these are the āComments as I watch itā, that I compiled for him
Before watching Video Notes:
AI Only channel with only 3 videos
Produced By ā80000hoursā, which is an EA branch (trying to peddle to you the best way to organize 40years * 50 weeks * 40 hours [I love that they assume only 2 weeks of holidays]); which is definitely cult adjacent: https://80000hours.org/about/#what-do-we-do. Mostly appears to be attempting to steer young people to what they believe are āHigh impactā jobs.
Video Notes:
The backing paper is a bit of a joke, one āAI 2027ā, for reference one of the main authors is very much a ācult memberā, Scott Alexander Siskind, author of āSlate Star Codexā and āAstral Codex Tenā.
Other authors include [AI Futures Project] :
A lot of fluff trying to hype up the credentials of the authors.
AGI does not have a bounded definition.
They are playing up the China angle to try and drum up jingoistic support.
Exaggerating Chat GPT-3 success, by merely citing āusersā, without mentioning actual revenue, or actual quality.
Quote:
-> I think this epitomises the biggest flaw of their movement, they believe that from āfirst-principlesā itās possible to think hard enough (without needing to confront it to reality) and you can divine the future.
-> You can look up āPrediction Marketsā, which is another of their ontological sins.
I will note that the prediction of āAgentsā was not a hard one, since this is what all this circle wants to achieve, and as the video itself points out itās fantastically incompetent/unreliable.
Note: This video was made before the release of GPT-5. We donāt know precisely how much more compute altogether GPT-5 truly required, but itās very incremental changes compared to GPT-4. I think this philosophy of āMore trainingā is why OpenAI is currently trying (half-succeeding half failing) to raise Trillions of dollars to build out data-centers, my prediction is that the AI bubble bursts before these data centers come to fruition.
Note: The video assumes keeping models secret, but in reality OpenAI would have a very vested interest in displaying capability, even if not making a model available to the public. Also even on consumer models, OpenAI currently loses a bunch of money for every query.
Note: The video assumes āSingularitarianismā, of ever acceleration in quality of code, and thatās why they keep secret models. I think this hits a compute/energy wall in real life, even if you assume that LLMs are actually useful for making āqualityā code. These ideas are not new, and these people would raise alarms about it with or without current LLM tech.
Specific threats of āBio-weaponā, which a priori can not really be achieved without experimentation, and while āautomatedā labs half exis, they still require a lot of human involvement/resources. Technically grad students could also make deadly bioweapons, but no one is being alarmist about them.
Note: āAgent 2ā Continuous Online learning is gobbledyremoved, that isnāt how ML, even today works. At some point there are very diminishing returns, and itās a complete waste of time/energy to continue training a specific model, a qualitative difference would be achieved with a different model. I suspect this sneakily displays āSingularitarianismā dogma.
Quote:
-> This is just science-fiction, in the real world these models require specialized hardware to be run at any effective speed, this would be extremely unlikely to evade detection. Also this treats the model as a single entity with single goals, when in reality any time itās ārunā is effectively a new instance.
Note: This subculture loves the concept of āscience in secrecyā, which features a lot in the writings of Elizer Yudkowsky. Which is cultish both in keeping their own deeds āin a veil of secrecyā, and helpful here when making a prophecy/conspiracy theory, by making the claim hard to disprove specifically (itās happening in secret!)
Note: Even today Chain-of-thought is not that reliable at explaining why a bot gives a particular answer. Itās more analog to guiding āsearchā, rather than true thought as in humans anyway. Them using āAlien-Languageā would not be that different.
Agent 3, magically fast-and-cheap, assuming there are now minimum energy requirements. Then you can magically run 200,000 copies of. magically equivalent to 50,000 humans sped up by 30x. (The magic is āexplainedā in the paper by big assumptions, and just equating essentially how fast you can talk with the quality of talking, which given the length of their typical blog posts is actually quite funny)
Note: āAlignmentā was the core mission of MIRI/Eliezer Yudkowsky
Note: Equating Power and Intelligence a lot (not in this video, but in general being suspiciously racist/eugenicist about it), ignoring the material constraints of actual power [echo: Again the epitomical sin of āIf you just think hard enoughā]
Note: Also assuming that trillions of dollars of growth can actually happen, simultaneously with millions losing their jobs.
I am betting that the āThere is anotherā part of the video is probably deliberately echoing Colossus.
The video casually assumes that the only limits to practical fusion and nanotech just intelligence (instead of potential dead-ends, actually the nanotech part is a particular fancy of theirs, you can lookup ādiamondoid bacteriaā on LessWrong if you want a laugh)
The two outcomes at the end of the video are literally robo-heaven and robo-hell, and if you just follow our teachings (in this case slow-downs on AI) you can get to robo-heaven. You will notice they donāt imagine/advocate for a future with no massive AI integration into society, they want their robo-heaven.
Quote:
-> I would say specifically some of them are suggesting that AGI soon is implausible quite strongly. I think many would agree that right now the future looks dire with or without super-AI, or even regular AI.
Takeaway section:
Yeah this really is a cult recruitment video essentially.
I stumbled onto that vid a while back, watched the first minute or so, lolāed at the glazing of kokotajlo, and stopped the vid. I did think about posting it here to be torn apart but forgot about it. I watched a little bit further and got āthey chose to write this as a narrativeā of course they fucking did. Itās their one thing. Write a shitty 10k word story that amounts to some combination of āreally makes you thinkā and ābig if trueā.
Hereās a story: Once upon a time there was a world. In it people were sad. Then one day swlabr was elected supreme benevolent ruler and then nobody was sad again :) the end. Wow make u think. Many experts agree
Weāre almost at the end of 2025 and agents donāt fucking exist the way they predicted. Literally 0% acc so far. Ai 2027 agmi.
^image of Daniel K who already updated his rapture prophecy to 2029 because heās a mark