Literally everything I know about Air Force One is from fiction or non-technical reporting.

I came up with a dozen good technical reasons about how stupid the idea when I first heard about it.

I’m sure actual experts are having strokes over how bad an idea this is.

Not even talking about the bribery, just logistical reasons why it’s idiotic.

i know, right? sometimes i wonder if it is even worth bugging trump, though, since he just blabs his stupid ideas all the time.

All of them. I expect nothing less.

Or, absolutely none, which would make it even more devious.