Transitioning most places
> shave
> makeup
> new wardrobe
> voice training
> hormones
> laser
> surgery
> therapy for all the times you get clocked regardless

Transitioning in Turkey
> shave
> congratulations, enjoy passing

I’m gonna come right out and say it:

A beard with no moustache looks weird.

Yeah, you’re gay mate. You just aren’t into bears…

That’s another way of admitting you’re gay, I guess.

If it’s causing you “indecent thoughts” it’s because you’re gay and like clean-shaven guys, my man. I guess gay guys who like bearded men are allowed all the eye candy they want there as long as they don’t touch.

It’s super weird how they care so much about this shit. It’s like they made an HOA into a religion.

As a lesbian I can say with certainty that men without beards don’t look like women.

I was listening to a podcast the other day and it was saying that in some culture, I forget which, “a man” was defined as “wears a mustache and has a big hat” - because why wouldnt you have those if you could?

Funny how culture thinks it’s the first and last word of a definition

So anyway, this guy has a beard and hat but no mustache, therefore not a man.

Just another example of how the most anti-gay people must be in the closet because anyone who isn’t should immediately know from their own experience that being tempted by other men says more about the one being tempted than the one “tempting” by just being there.

So these people that hear this shit don’t think anything unusual about it, which implies to me that they can relate to feeling tempted and are thus in the closet themselves.

Of course, they (the followers) might just not be using any critical thought, which is why I’m going to keep saying it and do the critical thinking for them. If you hate gays that much, why do you follow people that are so obviously gay (or bi) but in denial?

Or if being gay is a choice, why don’t more people who don’t have a problem with it make that choice?

It’s okay, just say “no homo” after thinking the thoughts and ur good.

This seems like the first step in a multi step defence for when the contents of his computer are made known to the public. I mean, if the only thing stopping you from being fuckable to this guy is a beard… YIKES!!!

He must be a fan of the popular Australian band ‘The Beards’ and their popular ditty: “If your dad doesn’t have a beard then you’ve got two mums” and other excellent beard related songs.

Old mate probably just got lost in translation.

Y’all making fun of this guy, but the fact is I’ve encountered several guys who turned out to be gay. And I don’t have a beard.

Coincidence?

This needs a follow up panel of Turkish dude and French dude making out and blushing.