http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fish-3
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This is more easily executable with a three-wish genie, but it’s good to be prepared for all circumstances.
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http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/fish-3
This is more easily executable with a three-wish genie, but it’s good to be prepared for all circumstances.
Just wish for half an angry polar bear
The genie version I’ve heard is “I wish for you to beat me half to death.”