I remember seeing Malcom Forbes riding in a giant hot air balloon and riding a motorcycle across China.
I remember seeing Richard Branson kite surfing with a super model
I remember this guy throwing a Na$i salute
Honestly, I would prefer him just to have the $1 trillion. I’ve still got some self respect
Unbelievable quote for a Tesla shareholder…
The worst part is that I genuinely bought it until I saw which space this is.
With all the crazy shit so far this wouldn’t even surprise me.
That is too high of a price
He’d have to dye his hair implants and get some piercings to get even a drop of cool.
And they have to tell him they think he’s smart and his degrees are real.
Obviously fake. He’s going to take over a large country with that $1 trillion.
He really had everyone fooled for a while but he just couldn’t keep it together.
Finally something unrealistic enough for the Onion, again.
The sales targets for Elon’s $1T payday are so astronomical and they’ve been set up in the face of enormous headwinds.
Certainly possible Elon uses the promise of a future payment as leverage on new loans, so he can continue debt-financing his billionaire lifestyle. But like so much else, this is promising you $$$ on Tuesday for a cheeseburger today. The board rubber stamped a check they have no intention of seeing cashed.
I had read they can overrule the requirements though?
This one gets a made me look award, seriously this timeline is garbage
Hey Elon. The really cool people died young. Just sayin’ it’s not too late for you.
I’d rather double up
or they acknowledge his gaming skills
Sorry, that would be fake news.
Muskrat will never be cool. He will always be a shit stain. No matter how much money this parasite gets, he will always be known as the Nazi-saluting PoS that he is…
