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slothrop@lemmy.ca to CanadaPolitics@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 month ago

[Satire] Poilievre prevents more MPs from leaving party by locking doors, swallowing key - The Beaverton

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[Satire] Poilievre prevents more MPs from leaving party by locking doors, swallowing key - The Beaverton

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slothrop@lemmy.ca to CanadaPolitics@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 month ago
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Poilievre prevents more MPs from leaving party by locking doors, swallowing key
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OTTAWA – In an effort to prevent any more defections from caucus, party leader Pierre Poilievre has reportedly locked all Conservative MPs in an undisclosed room in Parliament Hill before swallowing the key.
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    If not labeled as sarcasm i would have believed it

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    Hell get his American Dad Scheer to stop them.

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    Great ending

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    They then passed a resolution forcing party members to only think dependently and follow their leader blindly. The resolution was successful as indicated by the unanimous “stamp it, no backtalks” final vote.

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    “Swallowing the key again” Damn, that’s an image.

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