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Things I’ve never heard in 34 years of life for $200 Alex.
Why? What’s up there? 😟
What isn’t up there.
Your mom.
“Yeah I brought protection, I always bring my switchblade”
“I was wearing my armor!”
Ok, mouthguard, jock strap, fistpads… hopefully we don’t need the full faceguard…
So is mom the protection or just upstairs?
No, Mom is Patrick.
Mom: “We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.”
Me: “I don’t think I was.”
Mom: “Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.”
Me: “Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.”
Mom: “No, it’s too perilous.”
