“The proper authorities have directed me to instruct you to immediately cease breathing, as it has been determined that you’re wasting precious oxygen with deplorably low return on investment. I’d offer my condolences to your loved ones, but that’d be asinine since we both know you haven’t got any.”
“The proper authorities have directed me to instruct you to immediately cease breathing, as it has been determined that you’re wasting precious oxygen with deplorably low return on investment. I’d offer my condolences to your loved ones, but that’d be asinine since we both know you haven’t got any.”
The very molecules that comprise your being would be better put to use as the poop in my rectum